November  28th.  2010
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I think she likes ice cream.

  • Sammy: You know what Sunnie [our dog] needs?
  • Nate: Her tonsils removed?
  • Sammy: No, I was thinking of a treat.
May  12th.  2010
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Episode

  • Nate: They are showing a marathon of Hannah Montana later!
  • Me: No, just no.
  • Nate: I don't even like that show.
  • Me: Then why do we watch it everyday?
  • Nate: Because...because...uh, Sammy likes it.
  • Me: I'm sure he does.
8:29  pm
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Ulterior Motives

  • Nate: We should send Sammy to an orphanage.
  • Dan: But he isn't an orphan.
  • Nate: So? We can make him one.
8:19  pm
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“ Kevin and Joe are the best Jonas brothers.
• Nate
May  4th.  2010
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Uncle Erika

  • Nate: -while admiring our aunt's iTouch- I wish I knew what it felt like to have an iPod.
  • Our Aunt: Well, if you married Uncle Erik you would know.
  • Nate: No way! I would never marry such an ugly woman!
April  28th.  2010
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“ Now, this guy was short. But his wife! She only came up to his shoulder! It was like a pocket person. Not a little person, I mean POCKET person.
• My Mom
April  25th.  2010
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OMG

  • Nate: -playing Lego Starwars- OMG, Sammy! You didn't get those coins!
  • Sam: Sorry, but I couldn't.
  • Me: Wait. Did you just say "OMG?"
  • Nate: NO!
  • Sam: Yeah, you did!
  • Nate: I did not! I totally did not, like say, OMG!
4:18  pm
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Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

  • Nate: Oh, girls! Girls just wanna have fun! They wanna have fun....
  • Me: Uh...
  • Nate: What?
  • Me: Nothing.
April  19th.  2010
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I'm Cool

  • Nate: Sammy, why did you write "I'M COOL" on your folder?
  • Sam: Because I am.
  • Nate: Well you didn't have to write it. And anyways, you should have written "YO DAWG, I'M COOL!" instead.
April  17th.  2010
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bperz:

My cat, Shredder sings a song to another cat outside the window.

My sister’s cat is adorbz.